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Products are only for childish adults.

Whiplash Wendy loves a chocolate bar

Bite Me
A firm favourite with the politically inept. The ultimate virtual bum food with absolutely no calories, guaranteed.

Recommended by The Chocolate Arse Foundation, Bar Bizarre, The Basement, Picalily Parade.

Made Exclusively by Whiplash Wendy.

Syds' famous Chill pills

The must have for the truly overheated, oversexed, all over the place, over analysed, undone and overly nosey. Pop a virtual pill and instantly chill. No side effects, non addictive and not tested on cats, dogs or children, guaranteed.

Recommended by the regulars and staff of the Bent Cobbler.

Made exclusively by Syd.

Tat's Salami Condoms

Lofty Love - The Condom of Kings and Queens Sent to you in glorious virtual salami flavour. The ultimate in sex protection and flavour, using the all new "I SEX U NOW" technology for the far apart and flirty.

Recommended by all the celebrities, all the time, everywhere.

P.S. We cannot guarantee you wont make babies/friends/lasagne/a mess.